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Here is my thing for fancydrak’s Mario collab! It is based on this image and is an accurate depiction of Sport as she’s played.
Ohhh, Roman numerals. Of course. Where are you getting the word ‘before’ though?
You didn’t mention the actual numbers you used—I found two skulls which apparently have one too many teeth on my own, but…well, I got
ch1p64w12 - the
ch1p47w17 - sunglasses
ch1p65w17 -…Hey guys. Some of us have been discussing this over in the comments on the main site, and I just wanted to copy some of my thoughts.
First, I’ve made the assumption that the page index in the 3rd skull pair in purple dog’s speech bubble is a typo. It should be page 64. This would eliminate the idea that the lower jaw sometimes doubles the upper jaw’s teeth count. Next, I assume that certain hyphenated words count as multiple words, and certain hyphenations count as individual words. This is based on their commonality. “Low-maintenance”, for example, is listed in the Oxford dictionary, but “you-sized” isn’t. Finally, since punctuation doesn’t appear to be indicated by the skulls, I assume that each speech bubble contains two sentences.
Here is my index for the skulls:
Purple Dog-
ch1/p64/w12; ch1/p47/w17; ch1/p64/w17
ch4/p74/w5; ch3/p53/w86; ch4/p47/w75; ch3/p53/w83Red Dog-
ch1/p23/w10; ch2/p2/w3; ch3/p1/w47
ch2/p22/w106; ch1/p64/w12; ch4/p75/w3And this is the translation that I get:
Purple energy dog: “The sunglasses spectral. We can use him.”
Red energy dog: “I will go. Kill the children.”There are still a few things that are a little fuzzy. The counting of hyphenated words is one thing. The possibility of typos is another (for example, the 5th skull pair marking the wrong page, the first skull pair has no eyes filled in, and the red dog’s 4th skull could have 3, 4 or 5 small horns). Also, I had to ignore Spender’s “Mm?” response to Max on page 53 of chapter 3 in order to translate “can” and “him” seeing as how it’s more of a sound then an actual word. Still, the use of “Woof” and “Meow” is too deliberate to be a coincidence. I really think you figured out the actual secret to deciphering the text.
Thoughts?
Okay that makes much more sense. I figured the second speech bubble was two sentences but not the first one.
All the apparent inconsistencies are really frustrating. Zack said skulls 5 and 8 weren’t typos though back when I asked. So I have no idea.
i might have successfully translated the pixskulls language?? (yeah that’s my fan name for them)
assuming the pixskulls in the latest page are saying ‘woof’ and ‘meow’, if you translate the long horns to ‘V’s and the small horns to ‘I’s, you’ll get roman numerals. the skull that appears twice on the second photo will give VIII for the horns and II for the teeth, which are 8 and 2, and the most recent page’s number is 82. translating the second skull in the first speech bubble gives the numbers 4 and 3, and the 43rd word in page 82 is ‘woof’. the last skull’s horns translate to 4 and it has 5 teeth, and the 45th word in page 82 is ‘meow’.
so basically, the number of white eyes indicates the chapter, the top left horns indicate the first digit of the page number, the bottom left teeth indicate the last digit of the page number, the top right horns indicate the first digit of the word number, and the bottom right teeth indicate the last digit of the word number. i don’t really know why, but if a skull has a jaw, the teeth number can be either top teeth plus bottom teeth, or top teeth times two.
while counting the words in a page, “you’re” would be considered as a single word and so would ‘mini-portal’.
translating the first photo this way gave me:
‘the sunglasses spectral killed me before you’
'i will go kill the children’
it seems to make sense, since the pixskulls have the infinite lives power, but the second line doesn’t so much. why did you jump off the train the children are right in front of you wow you suck at killing. replacing ‘children’ with ‘agent’ makes more sense though. i doubt i translated it perfectly tbh, what do you all think?
Ohhh, Roman numerals. Of course. Where are you getting the word 'before’ though?
You didn’t mention the actual numbers you used–I found two skulls which apparently have one too many teeth on my own, but…well, I got
ch1p64w12 - the
ch1p47w17 - sunglasses
ch1p65w17 - door? [“spectral” is ch1p64w17]
ch4p73w05 - me? [“killed” is ch4p73w04]
ch3p53w78 - me
ch4p47w75 - use
ch3p53w75 - you
ch1p23w10 - I
ch2p02w03 - will
ch3p01w47 - go
ch2p22w106 - kill
ch1p64w12 - the
ch4p75w03 - children
As those of you who followed me on Reddit and Twitter may know, I was suspended from Twitter. Not for the photos I posted, but simply for replying to the 100’s of messages I got. Twitter suspended me twice initially because of it and warned not to abuse their service. I responded and went about talking to my followers.
Today (6 hours ago) Twitter suspended me again and has since to give me ANY explanation for the suspension.
I’ve been told that Twitter users can Tweet @Support and demand they restore my account. So if you want me to continue discussing everything started on Reddit, tweet at Twitter Support #RESTOREDDD and if you like add #doubledickdude @DiphallicDudeAfter talking with my significant others, they agree that if Twitter decides not to restore that I should bow out from the public and simply let it go. So if that is what happens, I thank you all for the kindness and support.
Wait not staying on Tumblr for the asks and such? Tumblr has the ask system just for this kinda thing. I’m almost certain when the website was launched, it was explicitly designed for asking TMI questions about two dicks.
(n.b. this is this guy (nsfw), before he went on reddit. They even have a #double-dick tag there.)
i was just reading the news and had to do a double take at this photo. and then there is the lonely unicycler with an umbrella in a snow storm just passing all the accidents haha.


